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  • 73 51
    Submitted by ANONDUH on May 20, 10 at 7:12pm

    ok so i dont remember the specifics, but about 3 years ago i was dating this girl she spent the night we had sex from like 7 to 7 at one point in time she stops and says im hungry so i pick her up (still ya know doing stuff) we walk to the kitchen and while we were still doing stuff i make her waffulls. ever come by St Pete FL it is a legendary story... people still call her and i waffles

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:30pm

    i just fucked that lindsay that posted on here with her phone number.. ya'll should call her she gives it up pretty easy..

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:20pm

    why waffles? does he look like a waffle, smell like a waffle, taste like a waffle? hmm sounds like a terrible name if that's where his nickname originated from.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:39pm

    Waffles!!! That name makes me so horny... the only thing that could be better is something ridiculous like McLovin or McNutt !!!

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:05pm

    hahah thats funny. also, being first is kind of fun. now i know what people say it. the thread is all yours.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:52am

    yay for the 919! : )

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:53pm

    Why not buttermilk waffles or Even pancakes?

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:53pm

    (>^_^)># WAFFLES!!! -777

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:41pm

    why would that make u horny?

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:15pm

    hahaha all of the best texts are from bull city

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:44pm

    did you ever have a hamster named waffles? crp?

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:32pm

    epic fail #2. EPIC.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:51pm

    why the hell is everyone posting phone numbers??

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:45am

    Ahahaha. my friends and I went out one night, saw some guy in a ice cream shop window making waffles so we all started flirting with him and staring at him to creep him out XD we didnt find out his name and today he is still known as waffles lol

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:27am

    i fucken hate when people draw things like 253....LAAAME! and my # is..................................not going to be posted...ummmm...desparate?

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:31am

    "epic" "fail" "lame" "fake" "first" all reasons to kill yourself please oblige

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:33pm

    sounds exactly like the triangle

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:10pm

    hahahah i do that to people all the time but i usually call them skippy or pablo..

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:19pm

    EPIC FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 3:06!

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:03pm

    i think i would be confused and maybe slightly offended if someone called me waffles... =(

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:48am

    ahaha, when I saw this, I remembered that my best friend got drunk one night and couldn't remember her boyfriends name, so she just started calling him waffles. turns out, this is her. hahaha I love you kellie.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:52pm

    (919) Dude, I was hanging out with this chick last night and all of a sudden she started calling me "waffles". Weird right?

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:42pm

    that's funny. ps- stop saying "epic fail". it wasn't ever funny

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:13pm

    haha! i'm totally going to do that next time i can't remember someone's name!

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:52am

    Sweetheart, I find the likelyhood of a reference to iIya from Uncle Vanya, rather improbable...

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:35pm

    yeah for sure. wtf 2:23?

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:53am

    Does anybody see the Chekhov reference here? Is it just me?

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:15pm

    Hahaha this was a cute one

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:24am

    I started calling this guy at work "Waffles" because he told me it was his name. He said that his mother gave birth to him in a Waffle House and she didn't have the strength to say anything other than "Waffles." He used to buy sour patch kids and save me all the orange and red ones because they're my favorite.

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:00pm

    253 - YESSSS I was hoping for the return of waffle guy on this thread

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:03pm

    My dog's name is Waffles.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:44pm

    My name is lindsay and I am 16. call me at 516 379 8862

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:59pm

    Fuck u. My boyfriend's nickname is Waffles. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! -ninjasword-

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:28am

    Maple syrup dicksickle!

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:31pm

    great choice. so much better than "pancakes" or even "omelette"

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:04pm

    Yes, people say it in real life all the time. Even folks who don't play video games. Quit yer bitchin', 6:45. Epic fail.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:29pm

    2:04, i love you more than words can say. but you knew that already

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:50pm

    did ANYONE notice the 2nd 12:05's epic fail???

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:55pm

    I've done this as well. Though I called him 'Waffles' because the only other thing I could remember was that he was Belgian.

  • 24 28
    Submitted by Sam_o on Dec 29, 11 at 1:01pm

    Epic win!

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:52am

    Happened To Me. Was Called Waffles For Over A Week.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:50pm

    it would be funny if waffles was reading this hahaha

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:19am

    woah there was a text from last night that i read this morning that read "while we where fucking she just kept moaning waffles" no joke

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:45pm

    if youve ever made a sentence with only the words "fail" or "epic", i hate you. do people say that in real life and get away with it?

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:18pm

    i have a friend named waffles

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:29pm

    this is so funny. i know this guy people call waffles and im wondering if it is him haha

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:23pm

    Holy Shit I know this girl, she is referring to me, Waffles McButter, google me. Its the name I write under. Fantastic.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by ohheyitsclay on Nov 15, 10 at 6:55pm

    I do that alllll the time i just end up calling them Janet and it usually works.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:23pm

    Rather than a Checkhov reference, or a cheeky geographical remark, I bet she came up with the name "Waffles" because she likes dipping it in maple syrup and then leaving it squeaky clean...

  • 32 49
    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 14, 10 at 12:56am

    Cuz u couldve figuratively forgot his name?

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:14am

    "Waffles" is the nickname of one of my friends from school. I hope to God that this is about him!

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:18am

    all of you girls are whoooooooooooores!! what the fuck,, posting your numbers at 16 you hornyfuckssss..!gross

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:37pm

    i just make up random names when i can't remember someone's name... i rename them.

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:50pm

    HAHAHAHAHAH oh mannn

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:57pm

    I have a friend named Waffle

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:51am

    alright it's almost 5am here and i read this text and literally started lmfao.

  • 8 14
    Submitted by hollispflax on Mar 31, 13 at 8:37pm

    Why would anyone consider this a bad night? It's a Leslie Knope night. <3

  • 36 70
    Submitted by ANONDUH on May 20, 10 at 7:09pm

    ok so i dont remember the specifics, but about 3 years ago i was dating this girl she spent the night we had sex from like 7 to 7 at one point in time she stops and says im hungry so i pick her up (still ya know doing stuff) we walk to the kitchen and while we were still doing stuff i make her waffulls. ever come by St Pete FL it is a legendary story... people still call her and i waffles

  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:39am

    that's what this chick in high school called me. diff area code tho. oh and she owes me a pair of pants.

  • 47 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:06pm

    i agree with 1:42, stop saying "epic fail"

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:04pm

    did waffles ever give you a chocolate baby and a specially homemade valentines gift as opposed to flowers?

  • 33 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:46pm

    this reminds me of mr. muggles...

  • 36 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:24pm

    haha thats hilarious