what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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