Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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