those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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