Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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