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  • 83 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:12am

    As a big Toy Story fan, I think this is hilarious. It's good to be playful and fun. Just call him Stinky Pete and yell out "To Infinity, and beyond!" during sex.

  • 84 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:14am

    needless to say im getting sick of every fucking message saying "needless to say"

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:03pm

    what a bad ass. I wish i was that cool :(

  • 78 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:07am

    Thats just too good!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 7:05pm

    @10:16 are large babies not good enough for you!? discriminator! anyways this post was hilarious i got a good laugh out of it.

  • 78 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:24pm

    THAT'S TERRIBLE. But also one of the funniest things I've ever heard......

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:04am

    Hahahhahahahahahahahha love it

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:03pm

    I want to give this guy a high five for this (after he washes his hand), absolute genious. And way to have a sense of humor about not getting laid! But probably spoiled the BJ for yourself.

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:28am

    Needless to say doesn't even make sense in this one! Because it's not an obvious thing Someone would do. Geez.

  • 73 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:16am

    i swear to god if they post one more text that says "needless to say" im going to punch a small baby in the face!

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:07pm

    Dude that's epic. He's a keeper, love him lots. I'm sad more people said this was a bad night, it was great! :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:25am

    That's actually pretty funny.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:28pm

    Clearly he never wanted to see you again.

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:53am

    Needless to say, somebody has too much time on thier hands.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by stork93 on May 16, 10 at 11:27pm

    Needless to say.... WHO IS BAD NIGHTING THIS? BESIDES THE TAMPON PART TOY STORY IS AWESOME!

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:58am

    I would marry anyone who said that to me. Anytime, anywhere.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:45pm

    oh god.. im crying. HAHAHAHAHA

  • 51 61
    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Aug 15, 10 at 10:21am

    ...theres a snake in my boot.....

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:49am

    And you stuck around WHY?!

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:09am

    OP and first poster, you just made my night. Fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:19pm

    He is my favorite deputy

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:43am

    ^ i was hoping someone would point that out. how is that needless to say? pretty sure i would never just assume any of that.

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:49pm

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, i love this

  • 54 71
    Submitted by jerseeeygirl on May 11, 10 at 11:08pm

    I love ny area code.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:24pm

    P.S. I don't blame you if you cried at any point.

  • 61 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:44am

    This guy is great - and I love that movie!

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:05pm

    This was great... at least he was being playful...

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:58pm

    10:14, 10:16, and 10:28 are my new friends. Everyone needs to stop saying "needless to say," especially when it doesn't apply. It was funny the first time, but it gets old!

  • 58 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:09pm

    Haha thanks South Jersey

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:38am

    I second what 10:12AM said.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:57am

    Where is this dreamboat?!