Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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