No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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