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  • Submitted by ur_a_towel on Sep 23, 10 at 6:39pm

    must have turned purple from the tilex

  • Submitted by yey on Sep 23, 10 at 6:52pm

    It's perfectly normal for a guy to jerk off and watch porn. I understand this. Why can't other girls?

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      Submitted by shitjustgotreal on Sep 23, 10 at 7:30pm

      i see no one here saying they shouldnt...

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      Submitted by jayy on Sep 24, 10 at 1:10am

      do all guys jerk off?

  • Submitted by MrsHalls on Sep 23, 10 at 5:45pm

    I hope its from his mom

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    Submitted by hand_banana on Sep 24, 10 at 8:31am

    this is one of those txts where you wish you knew the rest of the story and what the hell happened. lol

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    Submitted by jayy on Sep 23, 10 at 7:24pm

    cuz it ends with you being a loser?

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    Submitted by archer79 on Sep 24, 10 at 6:41am

    Yey, who says we don't? Difference is girls typically don't leave spank rags etc as evidence lying around in rooms other people go into

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    Submitted by dontsayTHATHIGH on Sep 23, 10 at 7:50pm

    4:56 Goodwin's law!

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    Submitted by tsoptsrif on Sep 23, 10 at 6:36pm

    Maybe he's a screamer with a daddy fetish.

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    Submitted by BitchSlapper on Sep 24, 10 at 10:31pm

    Next time jizz in her eye instead of her mouth so she can't see to write the letter!

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    Submitted by jaytkabb on Sep 23, 10 at 4:52pm

    All this jerking off is making me firsty.

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 23, 10 at 11:10pm

    What more does a letter that starts like that really need to say?

  • 50 46
    Submitted by guyfly on Sep 24, 10 at 4:31am

    Who writes letters still

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 10 at 5:46pm

    Dear 4:59, The answer is a Nazi

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    Submitted by kevinforst on Sep 24, 10 at 9:43pm

    This is funny

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    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 24, 10 at 9:34am

    He's obviously had a letter like this before, which is more concerning.

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    Submitted by colan08 on Sep 24, 10 at 2:28pm

    @Jayy-not all of us do. I met one guy who is SUPER sheltered. We asked him what was the dirtiest movie he had ever seen and he said Titanic. So it was safe to believe him when he told us he never had.

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    Submitted by hansolo22 on Sep 23, 10 at 4:59pm

    Who starts a letter with that phrase?