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say what?
wanna hang out?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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