i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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