Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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