I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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