i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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