i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
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