Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
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Acid is not a monday night drug
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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