my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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