Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he wants to bone in the snuggie
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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