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  • 38 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:49pm
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    its doesnt say that in the text jack ass!

  • 29 11
    Submitted by b_wack on Mar 9, 11 at 11:39am
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    Actually, pooping in the tank is called 'dropping anchor'

  • 34 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:59pm
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    What kind of restaurant? Would be funnier if it was a specialty salad bar place or perhaps a pickle store like in london.

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:03pm
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    shitting above the seat or on top of the stall is called a sky dump. hard to pull off but fun

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:06pm
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    The texter is a tard

  • 27 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:00pm
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    ha, yup 1:56 good call..way to shit on your own text guy...get it shit on? harharhar

  • 32 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:37pm
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    Upper deck = You poop in the tank of a toliet instead of the bowl.

  • 27 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:45pm
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    two different days jack ass! came back as a paying customer. read the text before you spout off!

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:02pm
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    I eat poop and butterflies

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:50pm
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    upper decked=anywhere on the topof the toilet but in the bowl...use your fucking brains people

  • 25 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:43pm
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    like you guys dont pull an upper decker if the place fucks up your meal

  • 28 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:44am
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    Anyone other than me think of the office when they read this one?

  • 22 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:58pm
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    gross and lame. how old are you, 12?

  • 23 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:47pm
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    2:43 you are the reason waitstaff and cooks add "extra" garnishment to meals

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:01pm
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    i eat rainbows and poop butterflies

  • 21 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:36pm
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    weird thing is I can't recall the last time I saw a public restroom with a tank on the toilet

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:51pm
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    I prefer to call it top boxing.

  • 22 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:35pm
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    I second the "hilarious and awesome."

  • 23 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:26pm
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    fart on a dollar bill then give it to your friends, their hands will smell like shit

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:42pm
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    so they wouldnt let you pee but yet you somehow managed to shit in the tank? hmmm..i call fake!

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:51pm
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    sky dump, I like that, I heard it as carpet bombing

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:39pm
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    Thanks for the explanation!

  • 20 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:23am
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    We call that top shelfing in NE

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:28pm
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    I'm assuming the person cleaning that up != the person that didn't let you pee.

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:01pm
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    i third that motion, poo pranks, the best thing ever. Im a bigger fan of the 'poo dollar'. one time in highschool my buddy took a crap in a plastic cup and put it in our friends locker on a friday, it brewed in that locker over the weekend, monday morning came and there were like twenty of us just waiting to see the expression on his face when he opened the locker... the smell was awful, girls screamed, teachers got pissed, we died of laughter

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:49pm
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    lots of nicer restaurants have toilet tanks

  • 20 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:00pm
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    and a lot of cheap places have toilets with tanks as they are cheaper

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:53pm
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    upper decked is in the tank so that the next like 50 flushes always end up being brown and disgusting.

  • 22 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:54pm
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    LOL 1:53...i think the guy that sent this text is getting a little too defensive, chill out maneee

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:36pm
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    Stupid question - What does "upper decked" mean in this context?

  • 23 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:01pm
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    Upper Decker is shitting in the tank dumbass, not somewhere above the seat..

  • 18 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:48pm
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    public toilets dont have tanks, just straight pipes

  • 18 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:23am
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    haha that's awesome!

  • 23 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:56pm
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    If it were true, the douche wouldn't be so defensive.

  • 22 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:33pm
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    well played sir/ma'am

  • 22 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:04pm
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    awesome text and nice revenge upper deck lol

  • 19 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:53pm
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    no 1:50 that would just be shitting on the seat

  • 19 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:08pm
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    ^^^Not gross and lame. Hilarious and awesome

  • 26 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:59pm
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    Fake. No one really poops.

  • 16 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:48pm
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    poo dollars were the best

  • 18 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:17pm
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    Well played!! Revenge is always best served steaming!!

  • 17 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:20pm
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    mr texter, was that you 2:04?