dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
NoShamevember. You game?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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