just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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