First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
How does it feel to date your dad?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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