return my video game
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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