Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize