Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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