so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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