i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ugly people sure do ruin things
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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