we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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