real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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