Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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You made out with two different species that night
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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