but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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