He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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