My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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