haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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