If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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