whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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