I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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