I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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