i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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