There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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