I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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