Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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