Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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