Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Boobs speak an international language.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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