Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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