Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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