I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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