as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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