we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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You coming home soon, man?
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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