i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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