Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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